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Since this was removed from the announcement section we decided to keep it up here till a few people could take a gander!
Dear Arelithians,
This is your gravy network. Better known as those evil bastards who have been trolling you! First up we have to address a few questions our fans have been asking us
“Why do you feel the need to troll us? What’s the point? Do you really have nothing better todo with your time?” And lastly “Why did you leave us? *sobs :’(*”
We respond to your questions with another question
Why do you feel the need to role-play as a half orc? What’s the point? Do you really have nothing better to-do with your time? The simple answer to both questions is we play orcs, elves, trolls and the like because it’s fun… We are Arelithan players much like yourselves and we all spend an unhealthy amount of time playing on the server and we love the server and we love all of you and we never left you! We have just been busy trololololing IC <3 Right down to business!
We are contacting you today with a message simple and sweet!
Motorboat- “Its one thing to protect the forums. Another to shut everyones mouth like a nazi. I dont think its cool to lock things you dont see as productive. I was letting players express thier thought, rather than be stifled and feel oppressed. You took yer singular thought and judged us all. I guess ill just make a facebook site for freedom of speach or talk to Jerm about this. Let people express opinions!!!!"
While we can all be in agreement that the writer of this is a powergameing retarded bitch... I think we can all rally to and stand behind what they are saying. This community is turning into a Nazi regime… (Woops sorry Dragoneye I said the N-word!)
Now we know the default response to making this complaint is pretty much if you don’t like it feel free to GTFO! we understand where you are comeing from however we love the community (apart from Motorboat) we love the game, we love the server and we all round love everything apart from a good chunk of the more oppressive DM team (also Motorboat) So we sat down and thought about it, why do we have to have our playing experiences ruined by pricks like DM Nosferatu and DM Talos? Why can’t we have more Annie of Areliths and the tough but fair DM IRON or the fabled Watchtower?
Why is it that when people try to speak their minds they are met with three day bans, harassment and threats of “ex military hackers” (We are not even trollin ya about that last one.. LAWL!)
Well we decided we would... Dare I say it... start to close the gap between DM wankerism and how many gay hookers are sent to their homes and prank phone calls made at 4am...
This creepy looking bloke is our very own DM Nosferatu, also known as Kuma, also known as Ayin Mesmer also known as…
Name - Conner Low
Phone - 07980 965 462
D.O.B - 17 May 1991
Born - Hushwaite, North Yorkshire, UK
Address - 76 Winchcombe Street, Flat 4, Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, GL52 2NW
E-Mail: conner.low@gmail.com
lord_nugget@hotmail.co.uk
https://www.facebook.com/conner.low/info
http://www.gay-nerds.com/forum/index.php?/topic/3401-oh-hi/page__p__76271__hl__kuma#entry76271
That’s right.. Hes also gay
http://nightnugget.deviantart.com/
• Interesting facts
• He would like to do Stephen Fry
• He finds it funny to abuse his DM powers for his own personal amusement
• He has been taking part in a gripping conversation with a strapping chap called Robert, nude pictures have been sent on both parts
• He once appeared in DM avatar before two players and told them if they remove Ayin from council they will both receive bans lawl!
Right that’s enough of him really now he’s not that interesting… What you want us to upload the nude pictures and conversations with Robert? What’s this I hear… you want us to start posting snippets from the DM forums? Maybe sometime later for now we have to get back IC!
Oh and we like to stay in touch… If you feel like a chat, have any DM grievances you would like us to follow up on or you just want to know some specific data feel free to drop us an anonymous e-mail to gravy_trolls@hushmail.com
Well that’s all from your friendly gravy network for tonight, we would like to leave you now with the following message Please don’t send Ayin gay hookers, he would only enjoy it! We are the trolls in your gravy... Goodnight and good gravy.