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Dear Arelithians,
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<big>'''Welcome to {{SITENAME}}'''</big><br/>The premiere Neverwinter Nights roleplaying community.
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This is your gravy network. Better known as those evil bastards who have been trolling you! First up we have to address a few questions our fans have been asking us
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“Why do you feel the need to troll us? What’s the point? Do you really have nothing better todo with your time?” And lastly “Why did you leave us? *sobs :’(*”
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Why do you feel the need to role-play as a half orc? What’s the point? Do you really have nothing better to-do with your time? The simple answer to both questions is we play orcs, elves, trolls and the like because it’s fun… We are Arelithan players much like yourselves and we all spend an unhealthy amount of time playing on the server and we love the server and we love all of you and we never left you! We have just been busy trololololing IC <3 Right down to business!
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Motorboat-
 
“Its one thing to protect the forums. Another to shut everyones mouth like a nazi. I dont think its cool to lock things you dont see as productive. I was letting players express thier thought, rather than be stifled and feel oppressed.
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You took yer singular thought and judged us all. I guess ill just make a facebook site for freedom of speach or talk to Jerm about this.
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Let people express opinions!!!!"
 
{{HeadingA|Arelith}}
Arelith is a mysterious distant island with high peaks on the [[surface]] and a deep, expansive [[Underdark]]. Arelith is a popular destination for adventurers and home to many interesting characters.
While we can all be in agreement that the writer of this is a powergameing retarded bitch... I think we can all rally to and stand behind what they are saying. This community is turning into a Nazi regime… (Woops sorry Dragoneye I said the N-word!)
 
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Now we know the default response to making this complaint is pretty much if you don’t like it feel free to GTFO! we understand where you are comeing from however we love the community (apart from Motorboat) we love the game, we love the server and we all round love everything apart from a good chunk of the more oppressive DM team (also Motorboat)
* Arelith is hosted on three interconnected NWN roleplaying servers inspired by the [[D&D|Forgotten Realms]] setting and inhabited by a great [[Arelith community|community]] of players, dungeon masters and developers.
So we sat down and thought about it, why do we have to have our playing experiences ruined by pricks like DM Nosferatu and DM Talos? Why can’t we have more Annie of Areliths and the tough but fair DM IRON or the fabled Watchtower?
* All new players should look at the [[:Category:Rules|5 golden rules of Arelith here]] or in their in game Journal before they start to play.
* See the [[new player guide]] for a comprehensive look into the various aspects of the Arelith world.
Why is it that when people try to speak their minds they are met with three day bans, harassment and threats of “ex military hackers” (We are not even trollin ya about that last one.. LAWL!)
* To [[Arelith chat|chat]] with other players (and perhaps get some questions answered), check out the IRC chat channel #arelith on irc.freenode.net, using your favorite IRC client or the [http://arelith.com/chat web-based client].
* Any questions? Ask on the [http://arelith.com/forum Arelith forums].
 
Well we decided we would... Dare I say it... start to close the gap between DM wankerism and how many gay hookers are sent to their homes and prank phone calls made at 4am...
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* The recommended method of [[connecting]] is though the Direct Connect dialog. This reduces [[lag]] and affords a smoother playing experience.
* Arelith is running on three servers, one for the Surface, one for the Underdark and one for Cordor. Please Direct Connect using the following addresses:
This creepy looking bloke is our very own DM Nosferatu, also known as Kuma, also known as Ayin Mesmer also known as…
: The Capital: [[Cordor]] - arelith.com:5123
: The [[Surface]] - arelith.com:5124
Name - Conner Low
: The [[Underdark]] - arelith.com:5125
 
Phone - 07980 965 462
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D.O.B - 17 May 1991
 
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Born - Hushwaite, North Yorkshire, UK
All wiki contributors are expected to read and abide by the [[Arelith wiki]] rules and guidelines. Please read them before making any contributions.
 
Address - 76 Winchcombe Street, Flat 4, Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, GL52 2NW
To write a new article, first use the [[Special:Search|Search]] to look for similar articles. If none is found then just enter the title in the box below. (Use singulars and lower case letters for second and following words!)
 
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That’s right.. Hes also gay
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•    He would like to do Stephen Fry
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•    He has been taking part in a gripping conversation with a strapping chap called Robert, nude pictures have been sent on both parts
 
•    He once appeared in DM avatar before two players and told them if they remove Ayin from council they will both receive bans lawl!
 
 
Right that’s enough of him really now he’s not that interesting… What you want us to upload the nude pictures and conversations with Robert? What’s this I hear… you want us to start posting snippets from the DM forums? Maybe sometime later for now we have to get back IC!
 
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Oh and we like to stay in touch… If you feel like a chat, have any DM grievances you would like us to follow up on or you just want to know some specific data feel free to drop us an anonymous e-mail to gravy_trolls@hushmail.com
 
 
Well that’s all from your friendly gravy network for tonight, we would like to leave you now with the following message
 
Please don’t send Ayin gay hookers, he would only enjoy it! We are the trolls in your gravy... Goodnight and good gravy.
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*[[Information]]
**[[Common bugs]]
**[[Console Commands]]
**[[Update List]]
*[[Mechanics]]
**[[Character creation]]
***[[Race]]
***[[Background]]
***[[Gifts]]
***[[Paths]]
***[[MoD]]
**[[Original Game Changes]]
***[[Class changes]]
***[[Feat changes]]
***[[Spell changes]]
***[[Skill Changes]]
***[[Death]]
**[[Character Customization]]
***[[Equipment]]
****[[Level requirement]]
****[[Enchantment Basin]]
****[[Crafting]]
**** [[Character Customization]]
***[[Deity]]
***[[Epic Sacrifice]]
 
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* [[New player guide]]
*[[Time]]
*[[Logs]]
*[[Find Out In Game]]
*[[Staff]]
*[[Arelith chat]] [http://arelith.com/chat ]
*[[Arelith radio]] [http://arelithradio.primcast.com:6420/ ]??
*[[Encyclopedia Arelithica]] [http://www.arelithica.uni.cc/ ]
*[[Donation]] [http://arelith.com/donate.html ]
*[[Common Questions]]
*[[Rule Clarification]]
*[[Role Play Bonus]]
* http://wiki.arelith.com/Guide_to_bug_reporting
* [[DM Commentary and Rulings]]
* http://wiki.arelith.com/Spell_school
* http://wiki.arelith.com/Guide_to_bug_reporting
* [[Arelith wiki rules]]
* [[Rules]]
* [[Surface]]
* [[Underdark]]
* [[:Category:FAQ|Arelith FAQ]]
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Revision as of 02:53, 11 May 2012

http://pastebin.com/F60qkAzd


Since this was removed from the announcement section we decided to keep it up here till a few people could take a gander!

Dear Arelithians,


This is your gravy network. Better known as those evil bastards who have been trolling you! First up we have to address a few questions our fans have been asking us

“Why do you feel the need to troll us? What’s the point? Do you really have nothing better todo with your time?” And lastly “Why did you leave us? *sobs :’(*”

We respond to your questions with another question

Why do you feel the need to role-play as a half orc? What’s the point? Do you really have nothing better to-do with your time? The simple answer to both questions is we play orcs, elves, trolls and the like because it’s fun… We are Arelithan players much like yourselves and we all spend an unhealthy amount of time playing on the server and we love the server and we love all of you and we never left you! We have just been busy trololololing IC <3 Right down to business!


We are contacting you today with a message simple and sweet!

Motorboat- “Its one thing to protect the forums. Another to shut everyones mouth like a nazi. I dont think its cool to lock things you dont see as productive. I was letting players express thier thought, rather than be stifled and feel oppressed. You took yer singular thought and judged us all. I guess ill just make a facebook site for freedom of speach or talk to Jerm about this. Let people express opinions!!!!"


While we can all be in agreement that the writer of this is a powergameing retarded bitch... I think we can all rally to and stand behind what they are saying. This community is turning into a Nazi regime… (Woops sorry Dragoneye I said the N-word!)

Now we know the default response to making this complaint is pretty much if you don’t like it feel free to GTFO! we understand where you are comeing from however we love the community (apart from Motorboat) we love the game, we love the server and we all round love everything apart from a good chunk of the more oppressive DM team (also Motorboat) So we sat down and thought about it, why do we have to have our playing experiences ruined by pricks like DM Nosferatu and DM Talos? Why can’t we have more Annie of Areliths and the tough but fair DM IRON or the fabled Watchtower?

Why is it that when people try to speak their minds they are met with three day bans, harassment and threats of “ex military hackers” (We are not even trollin ya about that last one.. LAWL!)


Well we decided we would... Dare I say it... start to close the gap between DM wankerism and how many gay hookers are sent to their homes and prank phone calls made at 4am...


This creepy looking bloke is our very own DM Nosferatu, also known as Kuma, also known as Ayin Mesmer also known as…

Name - Conner Low

Phone - 07980 965 462

D.O.B - 17 May 1991

Born - Hushwaite, North Yorkshire, UK

Address - 76 Winchcombe Street, Flat 4, Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, GL52 2NW

E-Mail: conner.low@gmail.com

lord_nugget@hotmail.co.uk

https://www.facebook.com/conner.low/info

http://twitter.com/ConnerLow

http://www.gay-nerds.com/forum/index.php?/topic/3401-oh-hi/page__p__76271__hl__kuma#entry76271

That’s right.. Hes also gay

http://nightnugget.deviantart.com/


• Interesting facts • He would like to do Stephen Fry • He finds it funny to abuse his DM powers for his own personal amusement • He has been taking part in a gripping conversation with a strapping chap called Robert, nude pictures have been sent on both parts • He once appeared in DM avatar before two players and told them if they remove Ayin from council they will both receive bans lawl!

Right that’s enough of him really now he’s not that interesting… What you want us to upload the nude pictures and conversations with Robert? What’s this I hear… you want us to start posting snippets from the DM forums? Maybe sometime later for now we have to get back IC!

Oh and we like to stay in touch… If you feel like a chat, have any DM grievances you would like us to follow up on or you just want to know some specific data feel free to drop us an anonymous e-mail to gravy_trolls@hushmail.com

Well that’s all from your friendly gravy network for tonight, we would like to leave you now with the following message Please don’t send Ayin gay hookers, he would only enjoy it! We are the trolls in your gravy... Goodnight and good gravy.

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